let's take the shitty sexism test, shall we? o:
stolen from TheBoyd
YOUR BOY SIDE:
[x] you love hoodies ~ i need to own more hoodies
[x] you love jeans ~ i have like two pairs of pants that aren't jeans and like six pairs of jeans. comfy.
[ ] dogs are better than cats ~ this is a question of personal taste
[ ] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall ~ do you honestly thing
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team ~ who the hell didn't if they went to a public school?
[ ] shopping is torture ~ i wouldn't say torture but it's extremely situational
[ ] sad movies suck ~ again, personal taste, not identity specific. i hate fantasy. is that masculine?
[ ] you own a XBOX ~ why do you have to be a boy to own an xbox?
[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid ~ well DUH.
[x] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter ~ i wanted to be everything at some point in my childhood
[x] you owned a DS, PS2 or Sega ~ i have a ps2, her name is becky. i had a sega megadrive. is this bullshit saying that only boys play videogames? suck my dick.
[x] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers ~ poooower rangers.
[ ] you watch sports on TV ~ fuck sport.
[ ] gory movies are cool ~ gory movies are bullshit. they try to be scary and fail miserable.
[x] you used to go to your dad for advice ~ i still do. although we fight a lot, he knows me better than mama.
[x] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport ~ dancing?
[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh ~ why are we polarising a cardgame?
[x] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear ~ you're telling me women don't wear baggy sweatpants.
[x] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people ~ i know guys do this all the time, don't be a jackass.
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors ~ colours are not polarised to gender.
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think ~ this is total bullshit. the person that made this quiz is a dumbass.
[ ] sports are fun ~ depends. dancing is fun.
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth ~ so women can't be impolite either? news to me.
[x] you sleep at night with your socks on ~ HOW IS THIS A GENDER BASED QUESTION. IT GETS FUCKING COLD IN WINTER.
[x] you have fished at least once ~ with dad. zoe got a hook through her knee and i still don't know how.
TOTAL = 17/24
YOUR GIRL SIDE
[x] you like to shop ~ thrift stores? sure.
[x] you wear eyeliner ~ sometimes, yeah
[x] you wear the color pink ~ wow. you do realise that pink was once a particularly manly colour. diluted blood, anyone?
[ ] you go to your mom for advice ~ nope
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport ~ depends. cheering on a football team? not on your life. if it's a championship all on it's own? sure.
[ ] you hate wearing all black ~ have you never seen a teenaged girl
[x] you like going to the mall ~ i like hanging with my friends, duh. i prefer staying home, though.
[x] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures~ i love my nails, and people touching my hands. nicely, not creepily.
[x] you like wearing jewelry ~ not until somehowiknow
hit the scene, but now? yep.
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook (almost) ~ never seen it. how does crying at movies make you a girl, again?
[x] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe ~ this is only gender polarising from a social normality point of view. but yes, they are.
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. ~ videogames.
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars. ~ fuck you, i love star wars. star trek is better, though.
[x] you are/were in gymnastics ~ are you telling me that gymnastics is not for men?
[x] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed. ~ yep. which is why i don't shower in the morning.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should. ~ what.
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes. ~ try like, three.
[x] you care about what you look like majority of the time. ~ this is an iffy one. i care about what i look like to ME, not to OTHERS. they can suck my dick. also, are you seriously insinuating that men don't?
[x] you like wearing dresses. ~ i love wearing dresses <3
[ ] you like wearing body spray ~ allergies
[x] you like high heel shoes ~ because of my achilles tendon it's actually more comfortable.
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid ~ i played out some weird scenarios with those things.
[x] you like putting makeup on others. ~ it's so fun.
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything ~ i am a sheep. baa.
TOTAL = 14/24
what a surprise. that was painful